Spill the tea

Anonymous confessions about London Met. Say the thing.

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House rules
  • No full names of non-public-facing individuals. Job titles and departments are fair game; doxxing isn't.
  • No allegations of crimes against identifiable people.
  • No contact details, no student ID numbers — and nothing that identifies you either. We reject self-identifying tea to protect you from yourself.
  • Tea ≠ harassment. Funny, tragic, absurd: yes. Targeted campaigns: no.

Everything is checked before it hits the wall. If in doubt, we don't approve.

How anonymous is this, really?

We store your words, a three-word teaser, a rough length band, a status, and the date — no time of day. That's the whole list. No account, no cookie, no raw IP on your confession, no analytics, no receipt handed back to you.

Honest bit: Cloudflare terminates the connection and sees IP addresses in its own edge telemetry, like any website — a legal order to Cloudflare could reach that. So we won't claim "impossible to trace." What we will say: we store nothing in our database that identifies you, so there is nothing in it to hand over.

The real giveaway is the writing itself — "only three people knew that story." Your tea is only as anonymous as its details. Keep them vague.


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